"Bunny slippers remind me who I am. You can't get a swelled head if you wear bunny slippers. You can't lose your sense of perspective and start acting like a star or rich lady if you keep on wearing bunny slippers. Besides, bunny slippers give me confidence because they're so jaunty. They make a statement; they say, 'Nothing the world does to me can ever get me so far down that I can't be silly and frivolous.' If I died and found myself in Hell, I could endure the place if I had bunny slippers."
- Dean Koonz