There are things that chubby women probably just should not do. I should know, I am on the chubby side, if you want to be polite.
We probably should not do ballet. Fantasia was a cartoon, the reality is far scarier. We probably could do ballet, but I suspect arabesque penchée might cause some problems, and the grand jeté will just be earth-shattering. I suspect yoga is a safer move, in more ways than one.
We should not wear yellow. This one is not a probably, but a honest-to-chocolate truth.
And we should probably not attempt to groom parts of our body, especially with sharp instruments, that we are unable to see because of aforementioned rolls, bulges and breasts. We could, if we are prepared to maim ourselves, and donate some flesh and blood to the bathroom, but we probably shouldn't.
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